ahh yes, my winter coat is coming along nicely *strokes leg hair*
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The potatoes have escaped
What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook
When someone randomly calls you cute and you just
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this is my favourite scene from the simpsons.
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if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw
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You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student:
I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor:
THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.
THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.
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this is how gay people communicate
OH MY GOD
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